May 16
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
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May 14
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invitedÂ
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
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May 14
i ordered a pizza at 11:55pm on new years eve and then when the delivery guy came at 12:20 i told him my pizza should be free because i ordered it last year
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May 12
i dont wanna lose my virginity cause i dont lose anything. im a winner
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